FML

I just poured the rest of the Kix into a bowl, threw away the plastic,
then recycled the box only to find out we have no more milk. FML.
Here's to Kix with strawberry Slim-Fast

Do Work Son!

The cabinet didn't need to be cut we are just suckers for sparks.

Obama Prime

Restoration

Deek and I just turned these $10 piece of crap D.I. night-stands into
internationally acclaimed works of art.

Who's your daddy?!

Have You?

Aquatic Seduction

Nicole and I booked our moon of honies to Playa Del Carmen in Mexico. We're going down to personally punch the swine flu in the face and tell it to "stay out the catbox! stay out of the catbox!"


Everything is going swimmingly along the lines of wedding plans. We've had about three weeks of rain storms so hopefully they'll be tired by the time July 30th rolls around.

Home Defense

I think I should acquire this gun as my home defense weapon when
Nicole and I get married. Can never be too safe...

I'm also going to use it to shoot wildly into the air during national
holidays or revolutionary uprisings.